Hi I’m Alex and yes I’m a Capricorn17 ⇹ Australia ⇹ Humour Bloginstagram ⇹ twitter ⇹ links Tumblr (3.0; @capricornhumor)http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/ <video id='embed-5b32c9d2c98ba608457870' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p5zxcmlRMT1wa7fyn_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":41,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p5zxcmlRMT1wa7fyn_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/175236605927/tumblr_p5zxcmlRMT1wa7fyn/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175236605927http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175236605927Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:18:06 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2735ba8506f651285373d096e1f4eb40/tumblr_p7ddd4eP2m1qjnhqgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175192350422http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175192350422Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:53:33 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c9d2ca11f914057188' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_neb3zcHpW81syw5kk_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":6,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://33.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_neb3zcHpW81syw5kk_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/175139721172/tumblr_neb3zcHpW81syw5kk" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://mercedesbenzodiazepine.tumblr.com/post/174169728023/me-now-and-me-then" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mercedesbenzodiazepine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me now and me then </p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175139721172http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175139721172Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:52:46 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c9d2ca5a4138723109' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='711' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oh9klmS3Uy1r85l5t_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":39,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://67.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_oh9klmS3Uy1r85l5t_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"357"}}' > <source src="https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/175139194837/tumblr_oh9klmS3Uy1r85l5t" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://localstarboy.tumblr.com/post/153694648827/visual-representation-of-over-thinking" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">localstarboy</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Visual representation of over thinking</p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175139194837http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175139194837Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:27:22 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c9d2cab3d526102085' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p6q5i9g8Lm1x5me1t_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":94,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p6q5i9g8Lm1x5me1t_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/175139129597/tumblr_p6q5i9g8Lm1x5me1t" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://fairy-gawd-muva.tumblr.com/post/173398692514/dont-touch-my-fandoms-cartiercocaine-w%D0%BD%CE%B1%D1%82-%D1%82%D0%BDe" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fairy-gawd-muva</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://dont-touch-my-fandoms.tumblr.com/post/173394293016/cartiercocaine-w%D0%BD%CE%B1%D1%82-%D1%82%D0%BDe-%D2%93%CF%85c%C4%B8-%CE%B9%D1%95-%D1%82%D0%BD%CE%B9%D1%95-elmos" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dont-touch-my-fandoms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cartiercocaine.tumblr.com/post/172629287720/w%D0%BD%CE%B1%D1%82-%D1%82%D0%BDe-%D2%93%CF%85c%C4%B8-%CE%B9%D1%95-%D1%82%D0%BD%CE%B9%D1%95" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">cartiercocaine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?</p></blockquote> <p>Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever</p> </blockquote> <p>YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣</p> </blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175139129597http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175139129597Fri, 22 Jun 2018 23:24:09 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/47710b33c6cd3fa7825704f08f4887be/tumblr_p9prhhhDxg1wd3f6xo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="https://kaedien.tumblr.com/post/174963846820/platos-cave" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">kaedien</a>:</p><blockquote><p>plato’s cave </p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175138142942http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175138142942Fri, 22 Jun 2018 22:34:05 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c9d2cb369397987025' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nzb22bOfY91r3uvu0_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":30,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://31.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nzb22bOfY91r3uvu0_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/175093639557/tumblr_nzb22bOfY91r3uvu0" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://geodude.tumblr.com/post/174773316674/is-this-real" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">geodude</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Is this real</p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175093639557http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/175093639557Thu, 21 Jun 2018 12:01:31 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/97042eeb3ca289402f7d201d3530682b/tumblr_p44gd000Ds1vjcb7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174961220572http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174961220572Sun, 17 Jun 2018 11:44:05 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9b071db480bb61f4e67964cfeedd3c81/tumblr_p4sec71xxk1tydb4ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lesbriian.tumblr.com/post/171329566117/every-detail-about-this-image-is-fucking-hilarious" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lesbriian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious</p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174960720987http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174960720987Sun, 17 Jun 2018 11:21:44 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/993763dd5cd1a6603eb7b43ed500e48e/tumblr_ouk0vwtaGI1wwjkbpo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ee5048f463d03b91643272ca52f71ef/tumblr_ouk0vwtaGI1wwjkbpo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4a412076b02906898943ed8366096bdf/tumblr_ouk0vwtaGI1wwjkbpo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5502f735b8c28cd70f818fbd8fbf50c9/tumblr_ouk0vwtaGI1wwjkbpo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7aa7f7722682194aa6f2d3a02f3d9d2/tumblr_ouk0vwtaGI1wwjkbpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e65aac4cf71e5da24710414d1742c9e/tumblr_ouk0vwtaGI1wwjkbpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://shromo.tumblr.com/post/173795485202/surprisebitch-thighschool-me-as-a-doctor" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shromo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://supremecarlos.net/post/173439305232/thighschool-me-as-a-doctor-that-look-says-she" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">surprisebitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thighschool.tumblr.com/post/173021105906/me-as-a-doctor" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thighschool</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>me as a doctor</p></blockquote> <p>that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="823" data-orig-width="477"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d808dc8b1d9650b8b4b78939c0d8a413/tumblr_inline_p8kc30k4H21tw6qvj_540.jpg" data-orig-height="823" data-orig-width="477"/></figure></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174915656322http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174915656322Sat, 16 Jun 2018 00:53:41 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cb99ebf26251e9e6c34046e8e2ed273a/tumblr_oxt9uo2egE1r1vzzeo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://doubledoubling.tumblr.com/post/167088412136/this-post-is-a-direct-call-out-to-me-and-im" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">doubledoubling</a>:</p><blockquote><p>This post is a direct call out to me and I’m offended </p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174910664507http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174910664507Fri, 15 Jun 2018 20:10:45 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c9d2cc58a106473799' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='225' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_oy8oobypZP1vmxzd3_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":9,"hdUrl":"https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/174882552107/tumblr_oy8oobypZP1vmxzd3/720","filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_oy8oobypZP1vmxzd3_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/174882552107/tumblr_oy8oobypZP1vmxzd3/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="https://chicken-fluff-butts.tumblr.com/post/166682278896/flop" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chicken-fluff-butts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>flop</p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174882552107http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174882552107Thu, 14 Jun 2018 23:04:24 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf63b4cfd7ec888f61f621391901c0e8/tumblr_mmt5w833bL1r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1fac9ac2cf99fc39d5c84401d0d499f6/tumblr_mmt5w833bL1r5zq6ao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174881619917http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174881619917Thu, 14 Jun 2018 22:11:43 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab68fef1ac7fd34d504da893925b27f3/tumblr_p8xq21ftQa1v5rkuso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://contrasinfonia.tumblr.com/post/174443759418/why-would-u-say-something-so-controversial-yet-so" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">contrasinfonia</a>:</p><blockquote><p style=""> <a href="https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/why-would-u-say-something-so-controversial-yet-SO-brave..." target="_blank">#why would u say something so controversial yet SO brave..</a> <br/></p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174848148567http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174848148567Wed, 13 Jun 2018 20:00:00 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1e6eb7072016e232b74f786fc8c33dbf/tumblr_p6ylxpMJY91siqfcvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sapphicxena.tumblr.com/post/172786908875/am-i-finally-gonna-be-able-to-astral-project-into" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">sapphicxena</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>am i finally gonna be able to astral project into the ikea in the 5th dimension?</p></blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174817445632http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174817445632Tue, 12 Jun 2018 21:34:57 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/de42aabc1e01b1d6decc61bff2278a80/tumblr_p9yliyBqWn1wd0eedo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174815560967http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174815560967Tue, 12 Jun 2018 19:27:43 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5900c8eea43b909ff0a50ef529cbee97/tumblr_o5aef2RAHy1toetmgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aaeee4f09054aae6fdf4aa0227bf71f2/tumblr_o5aef2RAHy1toetmgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174752919607http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174752919607Sun, 10 Jun 2018 22:53:29 +1000 <video id='embed-5b32c9d2cd341381562164' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p60ynyHAxp1qzhh96_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":12,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p60ynyHAxp1qzhh96_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' > <source src="https://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/video_file/t:oTk1rnnON_qyIuSR4L9FgQ/174752056507/tumblr_p60ynyHAxp1qzhh96/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://gagglescorn.tumblr.com/post/172179519701/mercedesbenzodiazepine-grimesdidthat" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gagglescorn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://mercedesbenzodiazepine.tumblr.com/post/172179036103/grimesdidthat-gagglescorn-i-cant-afford" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mercedesbenzodiazepine</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://grimesdidthat.tumblr.com/post/172179010580/gagglescorn-i-cant-afford-boomerang-so-i-have" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">grimesdidthat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://gagglescorn.tumblr.com/post/172158432877/i-cant-afford-boomerang-so-i-have-to-do-it-myself" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">gagglescorn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself</p></blockquote> <p>Isn’t boomerang like.. free? </p> </blockquote> <p>She can’t afford it </p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t afford it</p> </blockquote>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174752056507http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174752056507Sun, 10 Jun 2018 22:05:08 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/22d4f8c490253b6f733f12b076bc91d5/tumblr_p66ipzuQSi1rc4748o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174751244497http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174751244497Sun, 10 Jun 2018 21:15:35 +1000<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d6a6f4297fb7c96f23cf5470ffe36256/tumblr_mw28y8X1ce1qkgh4go1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174751031182http://capricornhumor.tumblr.com/post/174751031182Sun, 10 Jun 2018 21:01:21 +1000